I just stumbled across a great blog collecting hilariously weird descriptions of various movies and TV shows on Comcast’s on-screen guide. While not a Comcast customer, I’ve definitely seen some crazy things like this with my cable company, so I can relate.
The best thing is that it’s apparently someone’s job to create these descriptions. Man, I want that job.
Check it out here: http://wtfcomcast.tumblr.com/